when sumone are having the worst days of their life, they'll probably go for chocolate-therapy.... whenever i feel hungry n have nothing to eat, i'll stop at any shop n will ask for chocolates...
the afta raya italian delight chocolate cookies
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
9) The word ''commitment'' doesn't scare off chocolate.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
2) ''If you love me you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate.
1) You can chocolate.
the 2nd afta-raya chocolate cornflakes cookies
i've been continue searching n at last i found these :
WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN
1/ Chocolate is still satisfying after it goes soft.
2/ You can always tell from the wrapping what kind of chocolate you're picking up.
3/ Chocolate melts in your mouth...not in your hand.
4/ Chocolate can't cheat on you.
5/ Chocolate doesn't freak out when you go out with your girlfriends.
6/ Chocolate gets harder with age, not softer.
7/ Chocolate with alcohol in it is great, not embarrassing.
8/ To make it hard all you need is a freezer.
9/ Chocolate never has issues with its mother.
10/ You can have dark and white on the same day.
11/ You don't have to shower afterwards.
12/ Chocolate doesn't go bitter if you don't feel like chocolate.
13/ You can eat it any time, any where.
14/ Sucking chocolate tastes good.
15/ Chocolate is mentally stimulating.
16/ You can enjoy it with your clothes on.
my darling was helping me to decorate his favourite italian delight choc cookies
Guys... these all are just chocolate humor n joke... again, no offense ok...
Remember: "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."
chocolate is a must..... even during sandwich time, a chocolate waffle will complete our meal...
Q.: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A.: Because no one wants to quit!